2 oz.   $9.00

🧪 The Wizard’s Laboratory

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Where Beards and Magic Are Forged

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Deep in the forgotten wing of Provision Homestead, past the crooked staircase and the door that never stops whispering, lies a room known only as The Wizard’s Laboratory.

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Most folks don’t dare go near it. Strange lights pulse beneath the door at midnight. Glass bottles clink on their own. The air smells like warm amber, smoldering spell-ash, and just a hint of enchanted smoke. Inside, the old wizard works tirelessly—mixing potions, scribbling runes, and crafting fragrances powerful enough to tame even the wildest of beards.

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His own beard is the stuff of legend—soft, distinguished, and infused with the faint glow of arcane energy. When asked for his secret, he just chuckles, taps a crystal vial, and says:

“A well-kept beard is the truest mark of a spellcaster.”

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Thus was brewed Wizard’s Laboratory Beard Spray—a mystical blend of warm amber, magical herbs, ancient woods, and just a spark of alchemical mischief.

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Perfect for wanderers, wise men, and anyone whose beard deserves a touch of the extraordinary.

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Because every beard can be magic—
if you know the right spell.